stop divorces. ban marriage.

• my snout's on an operative trot and i can't catch up. my head hurts and my mind's an a-zoner. and this is what we call, a running nose
• i see a wedding. i see some rings. i saw monsters. i saw brides.
• my unofficial sick-leave-post-work-and-sans-medical-certification shopping trip helped me pick up a married-to-myself ring. it twas' a fruitful.
• i'm missin' little pepsi. i'm missin' P's little pepsi. actually, im thinkin' about P and i miss little pepsi.
• i've become so bad at writing a story i've started summarising everything.
• dear lord of the good heavens i love my new eyes
• last morning at work, i had 2 women tell me they love my hair. when i got to my third it sparked a fervently loveless need, so i embraced someone. love much?
• "you're always the sweeeeetest girl. i need to see you next week. and that is a promise" go sell your shite somewhere else