go on, come wield some cutlery at me

Sam: i hear he's really tall
T: yeah, like, 180
Sam: not nearly as tall as i am
T: i know! omg, you're like, so tall! but how tall are you, really?
Sam: i know baby, 181
T: omg dood haha! wow ive always thought u were taller than 181
Sam: how tall have you always thought of me to be, really?
T: like, 182
Sam: *glares*